cannonball

a short but jacked sick mother fucking juice/roid head
“damn look at that sick fucking cannonball mother fucker pounding out 600lb on the bench
by Lil bip February 20, 2022
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Cannonball

The act of your turd splashing into the toilet water so hard that the water splashes up into your butthole
“Bro this morning I was taking a crap and my turd cannonballed.
by NoSurprises97 May 15, 2019
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cannonball baby

A person so stupid and who acts as if they have slammed their head against and oncoming bus repeatedly, or their mother queefed while giving birth killing many.
Used to describe anyone stupid enough to even exist.
(In warframe trade chat)
(Guy 1): legendary core for 120?! This guy is an idiot!
(Guy two): this is the kind of guy who seems like he was born a cannonball baby
by EbonyShinigami October 30, 2017
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unattended cannonball

the unforeseen consequence(s) of an unforeseen problem(s)
In terms of world politics, only G-d can foresee each and every possible unattended cannonball; therefore, if you are a member of the civilian population, predicting the outcome of any political crisis (as seen on TV) is beyond meaningless.
by Sexydimma September 01, 2013
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R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.
We caused a R3d Alamo CannonBall
by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025
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R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.
We caused a R3d Alamo CannonBall.
by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025
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R3d Alamo CannonBall

When a male equipped with the correct war arsenal penitrates all 3 holes of his partner within 3 minutes causing her to squirt a blast of period blood and cum that forms into a cannonball and lands on the portapody floor that the act originated in.
by Thank M3 Later February 18, 2025
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