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back birth

1. A person that is equal in your esteem to a lump of feces

2. A lump of feces
In the Pilot Episode of Firefly (aired last by the same backbirths that cancelled it after less than a season) the "Purplebelly" Federal Agent sometimes called the "Mole" says, “Do you think I am a complete back birth?”
by —thoughtstorms— March 26, 2009
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Doggy style birth

Where the mother gives birth whilst positioned on all fours.
Child: I was delivered via a doggy style birth. Her obligatory bowel movement hit me right in the face.
by Squeeze87 October 15, 2011
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birthday anal

The day in which no matter the excuse, your girlfriend permits you the opportunity for anal sex. Fortunately for the men this is a fact!! Ref:-The laws of co-habitation, 1883- mcMiller, Brian. Book 3 chapter 4, section 69.
IE: Jeff- " hey honey guess what day it is?"

Random hot chick- "hump day?"

Jeff- " kinda! It's my b-day which includes birthday anal, plz adopt the position."
by Rules of engagement December 3, 2013
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birth control

A medication that prevents unwanted pregnancy AND also regulates menstral cycles. A lot of girls go on birth control JUST to regulate their cycles.
I'm still a virgin and my gyno put me on it because I have heavy periods.. Well it really helped in that area, and it also made my boobs grow another cup size!!
by eat poop and die August 31, 2005
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pro birth

Someone Who is against people having the ability to have an abortion regardless of the health of the mother or the health of the fetus. A Pro Birther differs from other groups against Abortion in that they don't care what happens to a child brought into the world after a women is forced to give birth nor the complication a mother might have afterwards. Birth defects, stillborn it doesn't matter to a pro-birther as long as the mother to be is forced to adhere to the cultural values of the Pro Birth movement.
Once the child is brought into the world it's no longer their problem nor should the goverment do anything about helping the child using taxpayer money.
"She's not pro-life , but Pro Birth" said David. Otherwise she would have cared the life of the mother to be when she died carrying the still born fetus to term.
by Libertatis June 9, 2016
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Birthday Boobies

The act of sending pictures of boobies, naked or clothed, to a birthday boy or girl.

This is a relatively new tradition, and in practice, it is more often men sending men pictures of their own chest, or men convincing random girls to send pictures of their cleavage to their friend on his birthday. However, the act was originally conceived to span an influx of casual acquaintances of the opposite sex to send you risque pictures.
Example 1:
Man your phone has been blowing up all day. I hope at least some of them are Birthday Boobies pics.

Well, I did get these from your sister...

Example 2:
How did you get pictures of Lisa's tits!

Birthday Boobies!

Example 3:
Andy really came through at the bar last night. He must have had over 40 girls send me birthday boobies. At least a dozen of them showed nipple.
by wijim November 12, 2011
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Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to anyone who's bored enough to look up happy birthday on their birthday...
Birthday girl: I'm so bored, I'm gonna look up happy birthday on urban dictionary.
by Ica May 29, 2013
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