Brontophintipinosaurus

A brontophintipinosaurus is a mix between a brontosaurus, a pheline (cat), and a hippo. It is often used to describe a very fat man or woman.

That woman was a real brontophintipinosaurus!

by (sfm) Ice Pop June 20, 2009

BRONSYN

A bossy mother fucker who thinks they are the best at everything. It’s ok for him to do something to you, but if you do it to them it’s the end of the world

He such a Bronsyn

by Turtlesquadog all day September 17, 2017

Bronlyn

Bronlyn is a girl that is often mistaken for anybody named "Branwen" or "Branwyn," when, in fact, her parents just wanted to screw her for life by giving her a name nobody understands. She is a very sweet person, and generally is very tall and a brunette. She also has horrible taste in dudes, and often falls for fuckboys and attracts creepy old moonshine men.

Guy 1: Did you see Bronlyn last night?
Guy 2: Yeah she's a fricken bug kween!!!

by oompaloompass July 9, 2018

Bronte

The friend that is friends with everyone. Doesn't have have just one bestfriend, but many! She seems to know everyone and is the jock of the group. The boys adore her but she'd rather just be friends with them all although sometimes she'll madddd flirt. She the one to provide the laughter and entertainment for everyone, although she does have those blonde moments. But when a Bronte gets home she is usually sad and depressed, though she doesn't tell anyone. Bronte will be the funnest, most outgoing, hilarious friend, but look out for her sometimes, she might need it.

*at a party*
Guy 1: Who's that chick dancing on the pool table?
Guy 2: Bro that's Bronte surely you've heard of her!
Guy 1: Oh I know the one, she's crazy man!

by Aria xoxo Anonymous May 18, 2020

Sailor Brony

A Sailor Moon fan who is also a brony.

A Sailor Brony is likely to believe Pinkie Pie and Usagi Tuskino are somewhat similar.

by Rainbowfountain4 December 27, 2011

Brony

Fans of an animated cartoon created by feminist Lauren Faust, started in 2010 and premiered on The Hub. The show is primarily targeted towards little girls, but has somehow gained a disgusting cult following of older, single, "virgin4life" males that call themselves "bronies". They are considered to be the scum of the internet, or simply Internet Cancer. They have been known to bring up MLP in topics and conversations in an irrelevant fashion. Bronies recklessly attack anyone that doesn't like their unhealthy obsession, while hypocritically claiming to "love and tolerate the shit out of you". Bronies don't seem to understand that us "haters", DO NOT hate their girly cartoon, but in fact, hate them. We have zero problem with your interest, but we have an issue with you spreading your cancer everywhere and shoving MLP down everyone's throats. No one gives a fuck. If you like to jerk off to horses, that's your own business and you keep that shit to yourselves. Bronies also claim that "haters" aren't comfortable with their sexuality, using that as a petty reason to counter haters. When in fact, all of us normal functioning members of society are comfortable with our sexuality, hence, that's why we aren't watching little girl cartoons, having sex, and working a stable job.

Curing the internet of this cancer, it's going to be like 1942 you ponyfags.

Brony: So, have you been watching MLP?

Me: I saw a few episodes to see what the hype was about.

Brony: So whatcha' think? Isn't it liek the grrrreeeeeaaaaattteeest show eva?

Me: No, it's just a cartoon, and I don't see the big deal about it.

Brony: WHHHHAAAAA?!?!!? OMG YOU DONT UNDERSTAND!!! HATERS GONNA HATE!!!!!! ITS THE BEST SHOW EVER!!!!!! PONIES PONIES PONIES!!!!!!!

Me: Go get a terminal illness fag.

Brony: I'm a 26 year old virgin that still lives with my parents, and I plan on keeping it that way for 50+ years!!!!! Woo hoo!!!!!!!11111!!!!1111tiem2fukponiezagaiyn.

by BUSHNAK September 23, 2012

Bronly

Short for "Bros only"
When only male counterparts are invited to hang out.

Bronly night tonight. Bring beer and a controller.

by NJCody September 21, 2012