broccolisexual

When the thought of someone penetrating you with a slightly uncooked broccoli makes you sexualy aroused or you're amused by the thought.

''Guys! i think I am broccolisexual... ;-; ''
''Are you sure? That's not normal~''

''Yeah, Sarah was cooking broccoli and I got a boner over the thought of them'';-;

by ThatWeirdOneInYourGroup July 15, 2016

Broccoli Pumpum

A woman that has a healthy looking Fupa. The origin of this saying was spread from the Jamaican myth that the vegetable broccoli has the ability to builds muscle/fat tissue in the Upper vaginal area, giving it a plump appearance

She has a huge broccoli pumpum, it feels good inside

by TheHussleCollevtor March 4, 2019

You smell like school broccoli

the person saying this to you means they are saying you smell like the rotten, stinky, fart-smelling, broccoli served at Public Schools in the United States.

“Do you need perfume? You smell like school broccoli”

by bruhgirl January 21, 2021

broccoli bandit

People that don't shower for months and have athletes foot. The odor coming from said person lingers in cars and can cause eye irritation, brain explosion, sterility, shortness of breath, prolonged painful erection, bleeding from the ears, menopause, pregnancy, heart attack, stroke, the ability to run long distances to escape from said odor, gender confusion, attraction to transvestites, melting skin, chink eyes, unavoidable urge to murder, and sometimes temporary symptoms of death may occur.

Asylum: "It smells like fuckin broccoli in here."
Corey: "I think I figured out who the broccoli bandit is guys... I haven't washed my feet or my hair in like 3 months..."

by Asylum760 December 2, 2009

Broccoli

A fucking microscopical tree

Mom: eat your broccoli

Kid: oh fuck no mommy i ain’t eating broccoli that shit is a tree

by sexy mama oooooooof March 30, 2021

eye broccoli

This expression was first used on How I Met Your Mother by Barney to describe Marshall's secretary. It is a variation on the classic eye candy expression and since broccoli is one the most unfavorable and unliked foods it is the antithesis of candy, therefore a hot babe would be eye candy while a very ugly or fat girl would be eye broccoli.

Douche #1 - Dude, check it out, that chick is some serious eye broccoli!
Douche #2 - Gross dude, I would not bang her unless my parents wouldn't let me leave the dinner table.
Douche #1 - LOL!

by James Dean Ate My Pancakes December 8, 2010

broccoli boy

Skinny white kids with afros

Yo nigga I'll give you $10 to shave yo head broccoli boy

by Tommy's Knockers August 27, 2016