Braden

Braden. Braden is a weirdo. To be quite honest, sometimes you won't know what the hell he is talking about, and that's what's great about him. He's got these crazy ideas that probably sound more sensible in his head. He's always laughing, even though he may be going through dark times.

He has these crazy pretty green eyes, that remind you of some old chair in some antique shop; charming and filled with secrets of the past, just waiting to be discovered. Evert single time he smiles, everything just seems to disappear into space and everything seems like it'll be okay. He's also got lots of messy blondish gray hair, and wonderful eyebrows.

If you know anyone similar to this Braden, don't you EVER mess it up, because this person is probably one of the most valuable in your life. Don't let them go.

"I would totally understand if you had a crush on Braden. He's bangin!"

by begonethotokbye October 19, 2019

BAPE shit

to go "Ape Shit" over said clothing Brand, "BAPE"- and all things Japanese, Fluorescent Camouflage, Nigo, Ice Cream, Pharrell et al.

Dude, Jayson was going BAPE Shit over the new Fluorescent Camo BAPE Hoodie...

by ValerieK November 10, 2008

brae

An extremely sexy guy with amazing hair and a rediculously large penis.

omg jay your such a brae

by brae0010101 October 11, 2014

braces

Medieval Torture Devices that prevent you from both eating properly and speaking.

We gave him braces for 2 years. That should teach him not to steal.

by matchewg April 18, 2006

Braces

Painful shards of concentrated hell cemented to your teeth for an amount of time that is never short enough. They are put there by sadistic psychopaths that enjoy inflicting pain upon others. Even after they are removed, the pain does not stop. It cannot be that easy, as you must wear a retainer for at least an eternity.

Braces are concentrated pain.

by ThisPseudonymIsMine August 26, 2014

Braced

Braced is a term used to describe the act of getting ready and put together. You can also use it to describe someone looking "braced."

"Alright let me just get showered and braced and then I'll come over"

"Damn that guy over there is looking hella braced"

by Lolhihoe February 21, 2015

braelie

A really sweet girl that is probably tall. She is sensitive but has an amazing heart. She's gorgeous and always is looking out for others and is probably popular/known by a lot. Everyone looks up to her

She is just like a Braelie!

by Vddijcdsr June 1, 2016