blumpkin dip tower of doom

Quite possible the greatest mix of sex positions known to mankind. Although much planning must go into this, the final result is as follows:
Two men and one woman in a port-o-potty,
One man sits on toilet and shits while the woman sucks his fat weiner,
The other man stand behind the woman and sticks his fat cock in her poophole,
Both males pop a fat lip (preferably skoal) in their mouth,
While this fantastic orgy is occuring, both males hold hands as high as they can to emulate the Eiffel tower,
Since it is impossible to hold a spitter while performing this position, the females back acts as the spitter.

When both males are done ejaculating, it is encouraged to leave the girl laying in the port-o-john and walk away.

Todd: "Yo that girl is passed out let's draw on her!
Bill: "Fuck that there's a portopotty, let's blumpkin dip tower of doom the shit out of her"
Todd: "That's the greatest idea I have heard in years. Let's go"

by THEmightyduck June 15, 2010

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Blumpkin Decker

To receive a blowjob whilst depositing feces in the upper tank of a toilet.

A combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.

As vengeance for not being given a tour of my friend's dairy, I enlisted his sister’s help in performing an blumpkin decker in his bathroom.

by porkchopbiscut October 24, 2004

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a blumpkin

To recieve oral sex from male or female while taking a crap

"Last night Susie gave me a Blumpkin while I went poop"

by mbd8907 August 23, 2006

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road blumpkin

Getting blumpkin while driving.

"Broseuf, last night, I was driving this chick home, she started giving me road blumpkin like it was fucking Christmas. I made her clean up both messes after she finished. Bong."

by Nick Mas December 17, 2006

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