Blue Balls

A non-existent condition used by horny teenage boys to gain sympathy with girls to give them sex.

Oh baby, I hurt so much. You're giving me blue balls. Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. Only you can make me feel better.

by Crack of Don July 10, 2016

blue balls

when your fuckin' the bitch and then she stops for some reason and you don't finish. Then you get that pain in your balls and you can't think about anything else but trying to get the job done. Girls that do this are definetly evil and inhumane. I pitty the other poor son of a bitches that had this done to them.

yo i was fuckin' the bitch and she fuckin left. She should be shot because now i got blue balls.

by anonymous February 24, 2005

Blue Balls

When a girl "attempts" to give you head but is to lazy to finish you off

I had the biggest case of blue balls last night when my girlfriend tried to blow me but she couldn't finish the job

by suckonthatbitch June 24, 2005

blue balls

1. A naked boy who is very, very, very cold.
2. A boy who is entranced by a girl who always leaves him at the height of sexual tension is said to give him "blue balls" (us. while boy is going through puberty).
3. A term used for cold testicles.
4. Testicles that have been painted blue.

1. "Mam, sleeping in the snow has given me blue balls!"
2. "Oh Bazza, she keeps giving me blue balls!"
3. "My blue balls are like ice cubes!"
4. "I used True Azure paint from B&Q to get these blue balls."

by Jen der Bende September 7, 2006

Blue Balls

Blue balls is what you get at the end of every Naruto episode.

Ahh man I was watching some naruto and for five episodes straight it ended with the same two dudes interlocked in a fight. It built up my semen so much that I now have what the kids call Blue Balls.

by ThisOl'Dog June 29, 2019

blue balls

1.The swelling of the the testicles brought about by a number of reasons harboring excruciating pain and sorrow
2.The only crime worse than rape

contrary to popular belief, it can NOT always be relieved by getting off.

by Tommy May 19, 2004

blue balls

when a guy gets very arroused by a female, but she decides not to let him inside. hes hard, but she dont want it.

girl: what i do is i make out with him, and he gets hella hard, then he says "babe lets have sex" but i say no.
girl2: oh shit, why would you give him blue balls girl?!

by mrszxbryant May 31, 2009