piss blister

Noun (n.)

1) The result of a rash which occurs at the opening of the penis upon a combination of excessive urination and traditional american peehole filing at grit ranges below 60 (particularly but not exclusively during the final days prior to the winter solstace in south eastern united states,) and most prominant during barometricly unstable seasons.
They (obama, constituants) call me a cunt. I say, I'm not a cunt just look at my leaking piss blisters. Now show us your big tits little lady.
by poopbird July 18, 2014
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Prison blister

A older inmate with alot of time under their belt that stalks and preys on weak and vulnerable inmates and usually talks them out of their booty eventually getting what they want sexual intercourse or oral pleasure
The prison blister Chris called the new inmate Jared into his cell and immediately talked his game gave him some cigarettes and Entergy drinks and the same night was enjoying what Jared had to offer booty and oral
by Bigrob 0326 April 02, 2018
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Cum blister

Having your cock sucked for a length of time that results with an internal penis blister.
Jenny sucked my cock well into the night and I woke with a nasty cum blister.
by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
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blister slap

To slap with such force as to blister the skin.
I want to blister slap the shit out of you......
by Ottomatic Fix May 25, 2015
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spangle blisters

The severe pain, ache and suffering endured, especially in your feet and legs, after a night out dancing your socks off.
I was out at an all weekender and my spangle blisters were so bad, I couldn't make it to work on Monday.
by ShroomKate August 19, 2006
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shit-blistering

A short-lived 80s body modification trend whereby fecal material was injected under the skin to raise (depending on your POV) either hideous pustules or aesthetically pleasing blebs.
Opal told me "Shit-blistered balls are wonderful to behold."
by Pastor Future May 15, 2005
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Blister Pack

Blister Pack When a group of guys pop each other's zits.
Tom, Jared and Tony had a blister pack to get those hard to reach pimples.
by Cwaycway August 31, 2018
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