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Blakedout

A Person that comes in second place; One that trys to finish something, but never seems to make it to the finish line.
I played in a poker tournament the other day and went heads-up and had the win in my grasp, but I blakedout !
by unomeimdfp June 9, 2011
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Blanket Whore

A blanket whore is someone who insists on having more than half the bed covers when they should be shared evenly. Also derived from the blanket whore; Pillow whore, someone who will make sure they have the majority of the pillows when getting into bed with their partner.
1. Shanon was such a blanket whore that it only took 15 minutes before Ben had no sheets on his side of the bed. 2. There are 6 pillows but Ben is being a pillow whore and will only let Shanon use 2 of them!
by Bs914570Sc September 15, 2009
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boo blanket

When a girl is cold in the middle of the night, she will call out to her boyfriend or booty call or whoever is in her bed, the boo blanket is the warm body who she will call to roll over and warm her up.
Baby, I need my boo blanket, come over here and give it to me.
by Lisa LEO November 13, 2005
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blanket vent

air space caused by another person in the bed sleeping so close that the blankets don't have enough space to sag down and cover the exposed back or shoulder
My wife loves me so much that every night she tucks in the covers to close off the blanket vent.
by dp May 6, 2003
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Pimp Blanket

When yo woman be taking the piss for wearing a dressing gown you be like..
It's not a dressing gown, Its a PIMP Blanket.
by Pimp Blanket July 15, 2014
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Linus Blanket

Another word for a pacifier, comforter or security blanket, but it can be used as a metaphor. Originating from the comic strip Peanuts, the character Linus is always holding his blanket for protection. His dependence has lead to this being a pop-culture reference to all such objects in relation to those who need them.

The term became a lot more popular after the term was used by Simon Pegg in an early episode of the hit TV sitcom Spaced.
"Does the convenience storekeeper really need that Baseball bat under the counter?"

"Not really, it's just a Linus Blanket, he'll never use it!"
by MikeSynonymous February 18, 2010
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Choad in a Blanket

A nice choad sandwich wrapped in dough. Similar to pigs in a blanket but instead of little hot dogs, they contain a giant choad.
We were all out of pigs in a blanket so we had to settle for the choad in a blanket.
by Beavis H. July 15, 2010
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