cock-block kung fu 

Using your training in the deadly arts to move in, steal, and hook up with the person your buddy has been trying to hook up with all night. Basically a last second sneak-attack.

Dude why did you have to cock-block me like that right before bar close?
Sorry man but my cock-block kung fu has far surpassed yours young padowan

cock-block kung fu by MMA J February 7, 2010

Divine Cock Block 

(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.

2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.

ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!

guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!

Divine Cock Block by wowthathappenedatumd May 7, 2010

Cock Block Party 

The act of intentionaly cock blocking some one with a group of at least four people. Usually the atom bomb of cock blocking, and sometimes has long lasting effects.

Jeff: You totally cock blocked me last night.
John: It was an accident.
Jeff: Accident! You ran out yelling cock block party with five other guys.

Cock Block Party by Bestevaa October 27, 2010

Cock Block Party 

The act of having 4 or more poeple cock blocking someone who is trying to score on a chic.

Moy: I was trying to hit on Sidney but, yall cock blocked.
Campbell: Sorry but it was funny cock block party.

Cock Block Party by Hotstuffluis December 31, 2010

cock block combo 

A chain of 3 or more consecutive cock blocks. Also known as a CBC.

1) Lisa's ugly friend CBC'd me last night at the club.

2) John straight up pulled a cock block combo on Tim at the bar.

cock block combo by vee October 11, 2010

Cock-block 

1. (n.) A result of a friend, stranger, or acquaintance making sexual relations or intercouse impossible (by accident or purposely) with a member of the same or opposite sex.
2. (v.) To make the act of having sexual relations with a member of the same or opposite sex impossible (by accident or on purpose.)

1. "Last night I was chillin' wit Shorty at a party, when some dude walked into the wrong room and she didn't feel like doin' it no more...I was an unfortunate victim of cock-block.

2. "Last night I saw James tryin' to hook up wit Jenny and he knows I like her! So, before she left wit him to the other room, I told her that he has Herpes. Next time I talk to him I'm sure he gonna wanna kick my ass for cock-blocking him."

Cock-block by Jessica January 17, 2005

cock block o'clock 

That moment when someone or something prevents you getting laid.

We better hurry up and fuck! My roommate is due home soon and it will be cock block o'clock.

cock block o'clock by Loke E. Coyote August 25, 2013