bexter baxter

n. youngest member of the Fox family
n. annoying nickname used to to annoy youngest member of the Fox family.

"Bexter Baxter, will you please go get me my..."

by Liz February 20, 2005

bextie

A portmanteau of the words 'bestie', a diminutive of 'best friend' and 'ex', meaning former partner/spouse.

Jim: So you how are you handling being single?
Bob: It's okay. We're still best friends.
Jim: She's still your friend?
Bob: Actually, she's more than my friend. She's my bextie.

by rxnxr May 4, 2010

Bext Friend

A friend that you haven't met in person, who you text or online chat with as much as a best friend.

Whoah bro! Who's this Brenda character and why haven't you told me about her?! Looks like you guys text all the time!

Oh no killa! She's just my bext friend!

by Homerspy March 19, 2011

Beatch Patch

tattoo on the small of a woman's back.

Look at that cougar, dood... fake boobs and a beatch patch!

by Tripletmomma December 19, 2008

Bexting

A poorly proof read text; also including auto correct, inappropriate punctuation, and completely nonsensical words because the individual typing hasn't taken two seconds to read what they just typed.

"Whatr are yihvdiung?"
"Bexting aga I n?"

"Oops soery."

by Bexter99 October 12, 2013

Betch

The accent used when hairy middle eastern men say "bitch".

Yo bro, did you see that betch in the white BMW? I'd pipe that betch real good.

by Shahdaddy April 15, 2017

betch

If you don't want to be called a betch, don't mess with Kelly or her shoes, always let her borrow your top if she asks, and never break up with her in a txt message. If you do, you may also get a douche bag in the mail.

"I'm gunna betch slap you shet bag"
"Don't be a betch"
"Fuck you fat betch, oh yea I said your fat"

by devinnnnnnnnnnnnn December 3, 2006