Drinking beer isn't really the best way to calm down and forget your troubles; neither is literally using it as a "fomented beverage" --- i.e., pouring it all over yourself in an attempt to "douse the burning". All you end up doing is wasting a costly comestible and covering yourself in disgusting sticky odiferous foam that stains your clothes and body.
by QuacksO November 18, 2023

I am terrified of alcohol, and I already gots a nice warm fuzzy chest dat da girls all love to savoringly run their hands over and rest their heads against, so I don't feel da need to have anything to do wif no furmented beverages.
by QuacksO May 20, 2022

by JoshInNYC March 14, 2009

Why does Stacy need so many drink? Her drinks are taking up the whole desk. She is such a beverage goblin.
by Beverage Goblin jr January 31, 2024

Typing in pee to google translate to latin and reversing in a couple times translates it to beverage
Pee -> lotium
Lotium -> urine
Urine -> potus
Potus -> beverage
Coined by NextJen
Pee -> lotium
Lotium -> urine
Urine -> potus
Potus -> beverage
Coined by NextJen
*scene* sat at bar with a friend
Friend: what you want
Me: anything but a latin beverage
Friend: *laughs in british*
Visible confusion on bartenders face
Friend: what you want
Me: anything but a latin beverage
Friend: *laughs in british*
Visible confusion on bartenders face
by NextJen August 24, 2024

If thou dost consider thyself unfit to ascend to the divine realm, then we advise thee to abstain from ingesting this concoction.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:
First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.
Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.
And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.
For the most dauntless and daring of souls, I shall deploy the recipe for this u̶n̶holy cocktail of cocktails:
First, thou shalt combine strawberry jam with barbecue sauce, and this beverage shall be called Strabeque.
Then thou shalt combine milk and Pepsi in a likewise manner to create Pilk, and thou shalt do the same with Sprite and Nyquil to form Lean. And ramen shall likewise be added to gasoline to concoct Gamen.
Then shall the Strabeque and Pilk be combined to be as one, and it shall be called Strabequpilk, as the Nyquil and the Lean shall be mixed together to form Leagamen.
And finallyl thou shalt combine Strabequpilk with Leagamen to concoct the prized Beverage of the Gods.
Everyone on YouTube is far too cowardly to try the true Beverage of the Gods. They all omit the gasoline or replace it with another fluid.
by Bbb23’s left testicle June 4, 2025

The ability to be able to provide beverages to you and your friends on an occasion of most likely marijuana smoking.
Man 1: Hey dude, do you think you could bring some beverages with you.
Man 2: No man, i don't have any beverages left.
Man 1: Aweee dude, you don't have beveragability
Man 2: No man, i don't have any beverages left.
Man 1: Aweee dude, you don't have beveragability
by tuck (quick-fire) Johnson May 8, 2010
