eggz benedicked

chafing so badly near your genitals the temperature becomes hot enough to fry an egg.

JT, " Bro I'm eggz benedicked out mang ."

Mike, " you gottzd tah gold bond that shit cuh."

JT, " shiiiiiiiit."

by Bandana Raburn September 18, 2011

Belend

Above All

"Which item would you like"? "The one Belend over there"

by yeezy213 August 21, 2019

Benedick

Pope Benedict XVI, from the Roman Catholic Church.

Did you hear what that benedick dumbass said in Africa ?

by Comi March 23, 2009

Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch is more likely to be recognised under the name Sherlock Holmes from the BBC Sherlock show. He has also shown his beautiful face in plenty of other TV shows and movies, such as Parade's End and The Imitation Game. He is also know as the voice of many animated characters, such as Smaug from The Hobbit and Classified from Penguins of Madagascar, which is rather ironic, since Benedict can't pronounce the word 'Penguin'. We must also mention that Benedict probably is the king of cheekbones, and the fact that he is an all around lovely and extremely handsome gentleman, who does all sorts of adorable stuff.

Have you seen Benedict Cumberbatch? It's like looking at the face of god.

by sugardaddybenny June 26, 2015

Benedryl Hangover

The effect felt the morning after taking Benedryl or other OTC drug containing diphenhydramine such as Unisom or Tylenol PM in order to induce or aid sleep. Symptoms include inability to wake up, sleeping through alarm clocks, grogginess, stiff neck, loss of memory, and general irritability. There is no known cure.

"I was late to work, I couldn't drive until I worked off this benedryl hangover"

"Dude, after all that Unisom you downed last night, I'm surprised you are still alive!"
"Uuuunnnnggghhhh."

by the banana July 29, 2007

Benedictine

We are the shit. We party harder and longer than any other school. We are an all boys school, but we pull more pussy than any other school. St. Chris sucks. we will always be better than them along with any other all guy school. We can beat anyones ass that tries to step to us. We are not in the VIP because we arent fucking queers. Anybody that has gone to benedictine is a cadet for life and will bleed green til the day they die....We are the best thing that could happen to the city of richmond

st. chris kid #1: those BHS kids are pretty cool
st. chris kid #2: yea i no i wish we could be as cool as them
st. chris kid #1: yea but we cant because we are extremely gay
st. chris kid #2: how are we even having this convo with all this nut on our face

by john doe April 19, 2005

Eggs Benedict

A mugging in which the mugger approaches the target with a carton of eggs and asks if they'd like to be egged or mugged, then proceeds to egg AND mug the target regardless of their answer.

Mugger 1: This nigga look like a mark.
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass

Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"

by Westc0ast November 4, 2019