fraggle naggle bullshit

What someone says when presented with an extremely unpleasant (or unfair) situation.

Person 1: I know Saturday is your day off, but we need you to come in and work overtime.

Person 2: What?! That's some fraggle naggle bullshit!

by savannuh March 19, 2009

bullshit logic

1. Any system of thinking which flies in the face of reason and common sense; unfairness in the guise of fairness; hypocricy.

2. Pointless rules, which, if taken to their logical extremes, are quite obviously fucked-up.

3. Basically the same thing as "Bent-Penis Math Equations."

So by your bullshit logic, if two people were shooting at each other and I was shot, I'd be arrested for assault with a deadly weapon.

by Natepalm October 19, 2003

Corporate Bullshit

A new language that looks and sounds just like English, but is actually lies and propaganda spewed forth by big corporations that just want people to be good consumers and give them their money.

Often accompanied by Legalesein barely readable fine print, or spoken rapidly.

Should you send a complaint to a big corporation, you can expect to be handed back a sheet of paper with corporate bullshit on it.

"Reebok cares about young athletes, our products are designed to help you achieve your goals."

"We at microsoft are always working to ensure that users get the most from their computers"

by Humphro April 3, 2005

bullshit sandwiches

this is what you say to someone who is obviously lying or giving you an answer you find unacceptable. It can also be used as an exclamation should you find yourself in an unfair situation.

kid one : could you cover my shift on thursday, I heard you didn't have any plans.

kid two: I can't. I have to meet someone.
(knowing they have no plans whatsoever)

kid one : I see you've been snackin on those bullshit sanwiches.

or

you've had your car taken away by your parents, even though youre 21. You exclaim "bullshit sandwiches!"

by loveyou29 August 11, 2009

i smell bullshit

when someone is bullshitting you

1:I have good grades!
2:i smell bullshit

by CrayonEater4259 January 21, 2019

Running of the Bullshit

The event usually held in Pamplona, Spain and usually called “Running of the Bulls,” was held in Madrid, this time in August 2019, when Rudy “The Joker” Giuliani and a Ukrainian Representative talked further about absurd bullshit like CrowdStrike and digging up “dirt” on Hunter Biden.

This year the Running of the Bullshit event was subtly renamed and the venue was changed as well, to describe the inept and ignorant spy tactics used by the Mobster in Chief to attempt to once again cheat his way into the US Presidency.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 9, 2019

i'm allergic to bullshit

just another way to say that you don't believe what someone says.
came from a line in "I,Robot".

1: I did that hot girl last night!
2: *sneezes* Oh sorry dude, I'm allergic to bullshit.

by KRHimself October 9, 2004