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beerics

beerics, as defined by brentalfloss, are lyrics written under the influence of beer. First one needs a melody to compose music on. Then the beeric writer needs to down a few beers and then to listen to the song while writing whatever crap comes out of their brain, and ultimately record it while still drunk. Results may vary.
Final Fantasy VI with beerics, found on YouTube.
by K-Lys December 18, 2013
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Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.
"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)
by Larsssson May 23, 2009
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beeroff

An off licence, ie a place that sells beer over the counter to take home and drink, drink on street corners etc. Usually serves anyone >12 years old.
Just gooin down beeroff to get some White Lightning innit
by M0RHI June 9, 2005
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Beerpong Phonebook Rule

During the game of Beerpong. If one team decides not to rerack for an entire game, sinks all the cups, and wins. The opponents must take a thick phonebook across the face for punishment of the embarrassment. The opponents choose the side of the face. The rule originated from Youngstown State University in Youngstown, Ohio.
John: "Why dont you rerack, your going to lose"
Cody: "The beerpong phonebook rule is in effect, two more cups and your taking one to the face."

The game is finished, and Cody's team wins.

John: "What happens now?"
Cody: "Bend over and I'll show you!"

Cody has the phonebook in hand.

"SMACK, AAAAHHHHHHHHH!"
by lehartman September 16, 2009
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Beeroid

Heavy anal flow due to excessive alcohol consumption often accompanied by severe abdominal pains
by Tear-uh December 25, 2016
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Beerious

The state of one's situation being so serious that one feels an unshakable need to have a beer.
The Packers losing last night's game has me super beerious, bro.
by Jarrett Crowley September 29, 2017
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Beerozstance

The description of distance between Ozshrew and his Beer.
"I wonder how far of a beerozstance it is between oz and the refridgerator."
by Annon6084 March 1, 2009
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