baboonaphile

A person who enjoys having intimate relations with hairy individuals that liken themselves to baboons.

Kiko has been a baboonaphile for as long as she can remember, she just cant get enough of that king kong.

by Your Favorite Asian April 24, 2006

bafoon

Fool, idiot, one who pretents to know something but does not.

Larry the bafoon claims to have fixed something that he knows absolutely nothing about. He bafooned it.

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Jizz Baboon

A gay man with no scruples about who he anally penetrates

"That gay guy over there loves any cock"

"Yep he's a complete Jizz Baboon"

by bagoshago October 25, 2008

baboon arse

when someone mess things up big time,and it cannot be fixed,

well thank you very much mate ,you have just made a right baboon arse of that one.

by Anna65 February 24, 2009

babooning

When a guy (the pitcher) ass-fucks another guy (the catcher) with such vigor that the ass cheeks of the guy getting cornholed turn bright red. Often, babooning results in the pitcher getting a cherry belly as well.

Romeo used up an entire tube of lube last night while babooning Damian.

by Garranimal July 11, 2009

Twatty Baboon

A twatty baboon is the highest and rarest type of mental retardation yet discovered on earth. The only case detected has been discovered in the United States of America, in the city of Tacoma, Washington.

I don't think I have ever seen such a high level of retardation... Robert here is a special case, he is a twatty baboon.

by Belgian Wizard of pure blood December 11, 2022

Angry Baboon

When you have aggressive anal sex doggy style with a woman, slapping the ass cheeks causing intense redness of the behind, whilst simultaneously choking the woman to cause a blue tinge to their cheeks from lack of oxygen.

"Man, I made my bitch into an Angry Baboon last night! She wasn't pleased, so I gave her a Monkey Face to boot!"

by Two Daves and Seabiscuit April 8, 2009