bargain queen

you are a queen of bargains and you always think to yourself 'do I rly need this?' or 'maybe I can buy this somewhere else for cheaper?' sometimes you can be extremely efficient with this method although sometimes you buy what what you pay for.

Person 1: just buy it here! you buy what you pay for and if you pay somewhere else it won't be as good!

Person 2(you, the bargain queen): but I'm literally the QUEEN of bargains! you'll thank me later.

by ᶜᵒˡˡᵉᵗᵗᵉ August 7, 2022

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bargain butthole

A butthole made available by its owner for a good price, i.e. a “bargain”.

Les apparently just ripped in to his bargain butthole... I don’t know if he can take more damage

by anonymous January 29, 2021

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Mackenzie Collective Bargaining

Definition: Mackenzies collective bargaining is the process of negotiation during meetings between reps and their employer, but more often between her and her dogs.

Mackenzie Collective Bargaining Definition:
Mackenzie to dogs tactic 1: " Get in this house NOW".

Mackenzie to dogs tactic 2: "OK!? Want some treats"?
Success.

by brandon whitaker February 10, 2021

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plea bargaining

A way for some offenders to abuse the criminal justice system by avoiding conviction of more serious charges which would result in a sentence that includes a term of incarceration or other requirements that would get in the way of their future criminal activity.

In the plea bargaining phase the defendant was able to negotiate with the help of their attorney a pleas of guilty to the charge of Conspiracy to Commit Murder over Sex Abuse because they didn't want to have to register as a Sex Offender.

by ClassicRow_idk November 11, 2024

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