Baby

A terrible song by Justin Bieber

The song Baby is driving me insane. Just stop making music Justin Boobies!

by A dying goat November 25, 2017

baby

1. A young child, an infant

2. The word commonly used by teenage girls on tumblr to describe middle aged British men.

"I'm going to have a baby soon."

"Oh my goD LOOK AT HIM WHAT A CUTE BABY wOw"

by Ochinchin December 23, 2012

baby

The other white meat!

Bebeh! Its wuts fer deener!

by Militant Liberal April 27, 2005

Baby

The worst kind of STD

Dude 1: Hey man I fucked my g/f and I caught a baby...
Dude 2: Is there a cure for that yet?
Dude 1: Yeah...a clothes hanger

by see jay October 6, 2008

Baby

1) A word used by women to convince significant others to do chores by giving them a false sense of sexual desire.

2) A word used in a sentence to test a significant others vocabulary of obscene and vulgar words

1) "Baby.... will you please take out the trash"

2) Woman: "I think we should have a baby"
Man: "God Damn It!"

Woman: "I am pregnant! Were having a baby!"
Man: "Awe Fuck!"

Woman: "The baby is crying"
Man: "Son of a Bitch"

by VLeudy August 4, 2008

baby

A conglomeration of rolling layers of cuddly fat with noxious liquids emanating from every orifice

Oohh - I don't want to hold the baby - it stinks!

by coachtim December 11, 2009

baby

prey of the cunning gingers

get your baby out of the way!!! Ginger ahoy!

by sebastiancee November 19, 2007