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Covid Babies 

1. Out of sheer boredom and lack of the ability to socialize in groups, many survivors of regular Covid Season end up procreating with otherwise non-suitable partners. Amorous opportunities are further enhanced by being Covid Doable aka Covid Hot, which is the perception of increased attractiveness due to at least a modicum of desperation, minimum social distancing, and mask-covered faces. These unions, although usually transient and ephemeral, often result in producing offspring known as Covid Babies.

2. Individuals who exhibit the infantile vulnerability associated with Covid Season and its unlimited, non-specific, and often conflicting symptoms. Covid Babies are easily identified by their characteristic puerile whining of Covid Carols.
"Haven't seen you in years! Had no idea that you were even pregnant, much less had a kid."

"Yeah! Me and the ex hooked up during the Covid Season lockdowns a few years ago and ended up having Covid Babies"

OR:

"Melvyn is in there whining Covid Carols!"

"Somebody stop by the drugstore for the Covid Baby and pick up some tampons!"
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trumpster babies 

Infants abandoned because women will stop having access to birth control via the Affordable Care Act when it's repealed, and won't be able to get an abortion because it will become a felony.
The years following the repeal of Obamacare led to a wave of trumpster babies found abandoned throughout the country.
trumpster babies by SCY1001 January 20, 2017

Ghostwhippin' Babies 

1. (verb) to write an incredible verse for another MC to spit. takes the idea of ghostwriting to another level.

2. (verb) to get away with the most heinous of crimes without any repercussions.

3. (verb) to ghostride the whip down the highway at a speed of at least 60 mph.

4. (noun) the MC name of Isaac "Ghostwhippin' Babies" Lehman.
1. I heard that Jay-Z ghostwrote Still D.R.E for Dr. Dre, but Isaac Lehman was ghostwhippin' babies for Max SG in the studio the other day.

2. Isaac was ghostwhippin' babies, dude. I saw this video where he punched the shit out of this bitch who got on stage while he was spittin', and nobody did anything about it.

3. You think you're tough ghostriding the whip around that church parking lot, let's see you ghostwhip babies.

4. Isaac "Ghostwhippin' Babies" Lehman spit a crazy verse on that new album, 'MAXimum Quality'.

Graal Babies

(noun)
A group of Idiotic, annoying teenagers with no life. They choose to be "adopted" and say the letter "w" as the second letter of each word. Example: Mwommy.
Graal Babies: ADWOPT MWE MWY DWADDY DWIED IWN A CWAR AWCCIDENT!
Graal Babies by GoDoT July 4, 2012

Be Cool My Babies 

Quoted often by one of the greatest Late Night TV show hosts EVER, "Conan O'Brian".

His disciples are Max Weinberg and the Weinberg 7, one of the greatest Late Night show bands EVER.

Watch THE SHOW.
"Be Cool My Babies."
*touches self and is burned by the eliteness*
"OW!"

Shulgin's Babies 

"Shulgin's babies" refers to any of the huge number of psychedelic hallucinagens described by Alexander Shulgin in his books PiHKAL and TiHKAL. It is most often, however, associated with those that he invented, especially the 2C line of phenethylamines (2C-B, 2C-E, 2C-T-21, etc).
"I dropped some of Shulgin's babies last night and the smoke detector started to melt and my chair was smiling at me."
Shulgin's Babies by bookkeep June 18, 2009

Friend Babies 

When two friends love eachother very much, they decide to have children together. This can either happen by sexual intercourse or adoption depending on the preference and/or sex of the two friends involved.
Oh No, were not married, we just have friend babies together.
Friend Babies by 407otown407 April 10, 2011