business ridiculous

Business ridiculous is when a co-worker takes business casual to the next level. Some are lucky enough to be comfortable at work...but when we can see your nuts from your biker shorts...you've gone too far.

Have you seen Gino's shorts today...its soooo business ridiculous.

by Amanda Marie November 3, 2007

Business Shit

When you are so hung over, tired, or just bored at work that you pretend to go take a shit so you get 10-15 minutes to yourself

Man, I was so hung over this morning I had to take a business shit for a half hour just to get it together.

by Cracksmack12345 August 19, 2009

business decision

In sports, choosing not to go all out on a defensive play for fear of injury or replay humiliation.

"LeBron simply backed off as Rose emphatically dunked the ball towards. Had he not made that business decision, he surely would have been posterized."

Guy: "Did you see that, D'angelo Hall didn't even try to tackle Gronkowski as he dragged two defenders into the endzone!?"
Dude: "He couldn't have stopped him, he had to make a business decision."

by Bama Self January 17, 2012

business provocative

Professional or semi-professional attire used to provoke sexual arrousal or attention in the workplace.

Sara's ruffle skirt is rather business provocative.

by Cap July 1, 2004

Business Relationship Manager

The Epitome of the Idle, Cock Sure Useless Manager's within the IT Industry. Abilties include a total lack of knowledge of the architecture they are supporting, sitting comfortably with a high degree of arrogance and total lack of respect for the people actually doing the required work. Recognizable by the total lack of any pro-active abilties, often identifiable by the fact they only appear when an issue occurs for the customer they look after, and thereafter show the "Follow the Ball" syndrome until some poor bastard end up with the thankless task of sorting out the problem. They will then set up camp behind said person, haranguing the person with inane stupid questions until
a) Problem is resolved
b) Resolver cannot take anymore and guns down entire office with a AK 47 .
Sometimes know under the guise of Partner Services Manager or Service Delivery Manager

"Hey Jack, theres a High Priority Case Just been raised"

"Shit, Head's Down, there's a BRM turned up and he looks like he's up for a ball chasing session"

BRM: Business Relationship Manager

by Rockaroundtheclock1972 November 22, 2009

business major

Someone who ought to not be attending college. These people are generally completely clueless as to what they want to do with themselves but are too stupid to study a real subject and so major in business thinking that it will somehow lead to money. Sadly what these sad individuals tend to not realize is that they're a dime a dozen and should be counting their blessings if they manage to get a job that doesn't involve the phrase "would you like fries with that?"

"That guy we just passed had business major written all over him."

"A real loser huh?"

by Made Fiend August 20, 2007

Business Wanker

Low tier management, climbing the corporate ladder but just above peon and thinks they're the shit. Dresses in brand head to toe but drives a people carrier. Plays sport with other business wankers. Probably got a wankery name like Rory, Gavin or Gary

Gav is off to play golf with his fellow business wanker friends.

by Aimybot September 17, 2016