Around Blacks Never Relax

Best advice for anyone, even blacks.

When someone posts/shows a video of a White chillin in an area with many blacks present and one w/ White hatred randomly attacks/kills him. Often saying/posting “Remember, around blacks never relax” or “he relaxed”.

by juststaythehellaway March 23, 2023

blackaboo

when someone, that’s not black, acts like or says they’re black/African/African american/Jamaican/Caribbean.

White Person: I CAN SAY NIGGA! IM BLACK!

Black Person: Your obviously not, you blackaboo! Unseasoned, unedited, discharge, lookin head ass. Ya as ashy as me!

by adqreyoongi April 5, 2021

Lewis Black

Best comedian ever.

So we have a FAKE reporter doing a REAL report on a REAL movie about a FAKE reporter. I can't take it!

by Skelington December 1, 2003

Black Friday

The frenzied orgy of extreme acquisition that is the natural result of asking Americans to spend an entire day attempting to be grateful for what they already have.

A team of wild demon horses couldn't drag me to the mall on Black Friday.

by HotGingerMess June 5, 2014

Black

The one color that is not in the Rainbow according to Mario. Yeah, Mario actually said that.

Mario: Luigi, don't be a dinophobe. It takes all colors to make a rainbow. Except Black. There is no black in a rainbow.

by Knights of Reeeeeeee June 10, 2020

Blacktrack

The act of changing one's mind because President Obama has agreed with you.

Bob: Hey Eddie, when do you think Obama plans on bombing some more brown people? It doesn't look like that Syria thing is going to happen.

Eddie: Well don't lose hope yet, every conservative in congress just did a blacktrack. There may be bombing after all if they have anything to say about it.

by ComradWinston September 16, 2013

Leo Black

Leo Black is a kid who will say the n word in his class in front of his peers and teachers.

*during a discussion of to kill a mockingbird * Leo Black: The black people, or as they called them back then, nigg*rs.

by Joeseph Mama 69 lol September 24, 2019