Baby Batter

<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.

Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.

See also Baby Gravy

"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

fanny batter

lemon curd residue produced by the minge, the phrase has a distinctive ring to it and conjures great imagery. fanny batter is what coats fishy fingers.

while licking her out i nearly spewed from the over-powering stench of her fanny batter.

by Anders April 5, 2003

Puppy batter

Werewolf ejaculation

Girl - "Oh yes my big bad wolf please breed me. " "Fill me with your hot sticky puppy batter".

Werewolf - "You are my property now Little red riding hood"

by legion69420 January 19, 2015

man batter

semen, come, man juice

I got man batter all over this one girl's face in my latest bukakke movie "take it in the face, bitch."

by Duke January 22, 2003

cock batter

semen

Brian did you have sex with that girl? No, I just beat off and sprayed my cock batter on her face after she fell asleep.

by Chris Paulino December 22, 2008

happy-batter

Term for male cum used by Jeph Jacques. See also euphoria fluid.

We use condoms. She's not dripping my happy-batter everywhere we go.

by [e-mail] October 23, 2010

derf batter

The act of 2 buck naked men in a horny frenzy come together taint to taint and mash them together until the sweat mixes with ass juice forming a burnt buttery looking substance that smells of Axe body spray, Ball sweat and Shit!

By the smell of him, I'd swear he was out making Derf Batter last night!

by Krumpet Puncher October 16, 2015