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automatic shotgun

basicly a semi-auto shotgun that fires faster than a normal shotgun and pumping isnt an option.
a S.P.A.S. shotgun is an automatic shotgun
by pvt.takahashi October 20, 2008
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automatic flush grief

The disappointed feeling you have when the automatic flush at Wal-Mart flushes the toilet before you have time to inspect your recently deposited fecal matter.
Colan had automatic flush grief when the toilet at Wal-Mart automatically flushed before he had time to inspect his recently deposited fecal matter.
by petermante April 28, 2011
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head automatica

the best side project ever created. Daryl Palumbo's gonna break up with GJ and this will be the only thing left.
1. Don't say i don't cut when i do, i do, i do
Don't say we're healing when it's just not what we do.

2. Baby, is this love for real?

3. In and out I'm dancing.
by You Stole my Wristwatch August 7, 2004
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Automatic transmission

Type of transmission used by women and lazy people. Most Americans use it. Is is a sign you hate cars unless your car is so fast that you actually need it.

No guy ever got the girl by saying:

“Hey! Wanna see me putting my stick in the D mode? It looks cool as hel*.
Ryan: Hey Dave! Can you teach me to drift?
Dave: Sure, what are you driving?
Ryan: A FWD Prius with Automatic transmission.
Dave: *dies
by apexcz June 26, 2020
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Automatic No Text

When you get a text and you automatically after one look just think "No, i'm not replying to this text"
Maybe because you are outraged, you're intoxicated or you just plain and simply cannot be bothered.
She sent me a text asking to talk about our relationship and i was play COD so it was an 'Automatic No Text'.
by St4ph12 October 14, 2010
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Automatic douche lane

The lane that assholes get into when they decide they're gonna pass you on a merge, even though you have the right of way and there's not enough room for them.
Fred: This guy's gonna squeeze in at the merge and cause you to slam on your brakes, he's switching to the automatic douche lane...
by Vuvuzela Jameson December 31, 2010
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Automuck

Feeding chip to all players at a pokertable, being unable to win any hand at all during a game.
My AA lost Vs a silly 3/4 catching a stright at river!!!!

Damn, I hit the automuck and feed 50$ to a riverrat!!
by SpiritOfNor August 23, 2012
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