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Atlas Stoning

A sex position where a larger partner picks up a shorter partner while the shorter partner is facing away and does them from behind while the shorter partner's feet are dangling in the air. The action looks very similar to when one is loading an atlas stone in a strongman event, hence the name. Bonus points if you use tacky to secure the smaller partner.

Derivative: Atlas Stoned
Future tense: Atlas Stone
"If thing go well, we're going to be doing more atlas stoning after the contest."
"Bro, I atlas stoned Selena last night and she's pissed off that her hips are still sticky from the spider tack."

"I'd atlas stone her into next month if she'd let me."
by TheKiltedOne October 8, 2025
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A guy who is super over powers and can do anything and is not fun to play as. He's like the Meta Knight of comics. He make "funny" pop culture references every time you say anything useful and interesting.
Villager: So like... Where is your birth?
Atlas: (Star wars reference)
Villager: Why are you like this.
by Lino Dolphin September 28, 2021
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Your worst mistake; A liar, cheater, and a manipulator who will stop at nothing to ruin relationships and friendships
"Hey! Have you talked to Atlas recently?"
"Fuck no, I'm having a good day"
by thatrandomtruthspeaker048 August 23, 2022
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super cool dude that is always in physical pain bc of holding the world, other than that theyre liked by almost everyone
"i wish atlas could hang with us today but their arm needs to heal...damn"
by monsieur madame March 26, 2021
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Atlas Rocket

When two males with erections join together, boner to boner, and pull any extra scrotum to the side to make the wings. It creates a 4 burner rocket ship. Both of the men then steer the rocket ship.
Evan and Steven created the Atlas rocket and shortly after launch, it exploded. Both men survived with only having minor exhaustion and a bit of a mess to clean.
by ElLocoDuderino June 25, 2025
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Atlas is one of the most chronically online people you will ever meet. They use so much online slang you can’t understand them. They think they are better than you because of their “morale”, but then continue to be a bigot. TLDR; a chronically online hypocrite.
“Oh, that guy over there is such an Atlas.”
“What does that mean?”
“It means he’s a chronically online, bigoted, hypocrite
by FleurSea December 2, 2022
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whiney nook sniffing air huffing tree fucking LOSER
atlas is a fucking nook sniffing air huffing loser
by secret fish man May 20, 2025
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