assmatized

When a guy can not concentrate on anything else because he is distracted with the asshole of his latest piece of ass. His work is jeopardized, he's a sell out to his friends, he picks up her shit including her kids or whatever. He will do whatever it takes for that ass. He is assmatized.

Man that chick has him completely assmatized since their last encounter.

by Ice Queen 10 December 8, 2010

assatanata

italian slang meaning to be incredibly turned on.

oh baby! assatanata

by italian girl February 21, 2004

Asshattery

The activities which lead one to become called an asshat.

**sees man on TV trying to launch model rocket off of his thickly moussed-back long hair**

"what manner of asshattery is this?"

by Faber_tastic September 12, 2006

asstangent

A random insult word. It's used especially by those who are deeply involved in their trig homework, though it really has no definite meaning.

*Phil is silently doing his trig homework*
*Jackie spills his snack all over the lunchroom floor*
*Phil jumps up*
Phil: YOU ASSTANGENT!
Jackie: What the hell is an asstangent?
Phil: I have no idea.

(true story =P)

by no_one_2000 January 3, 2005

asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of acting similar to or completely like an asshat.

2. Similar to or completely like "foolishness".

1. "What you are doing here is, frankly, good sir, complete asshattery."

2. "Stop this asshattery at once!"

by Drevay June 27, 2005

asshat

a unit vector in the ass direction
(similar to i hat, a unit vector in the i (or x) direction, j hat, k hat, etc.)

"Andrew is such an asshat."
"Totally. His unit vector is definitely pointed in the ass direction."

by andiland August 11, 2005

asstache

The tuff of hair just above the ass in the small of the back. Usually found only on men.

My friend showed me a picture of her boyfriends asstache. He really needs to shave it.

by Sidesmack January 26, 2008