fat assin'

To slow poke around, to move slowly like a fat ass, or to drive slow on the freeway. ALso means to talk to someone.

Stop fat assin' around, I need to get home.

Man 1: *phone rings* Hi baby, im sitting here fat assin with Bruce, let me call you back.
Woman on phone: "Huh????"

by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 22, 2007

Assinate

The action of blowing a fart in some poor unsuspecting persons face. Usually by accident.

"I bent over to pick up my books and assinated the poor guy next to me."

"OMG! I just assinated your mom!"

by Mylogylo August 21, 2008

mr aspinall

someone who milks himself to get enough milk for his cereal and 51 children

wow that guy is a complete mr aspinall

by mercrazzle May 11, 2009

Fat Assing

Verb. To carry out activities that may result in one's heine increasing in size, such activities include; eating large amounts of fatty foods, and sitting at home playing computer games all day.

John: I'm going to order 3 pizzas, then consume them all whilst playing COD4

Claire: Stop Fat Assing, you'll become a Fat Ass

by Dorrrraaaaaa July 1, 2009

multi-assing

v. to continue sexual relations with multiple partners simultaneously, a la Tiger Woods.

Man, Tiger was multi-assing all those bitches!

by Staypuft75 December 15, 2009

ASSinine

Something so stupid it makes a person look like a complete ass, despite whatever misguided good intentions they believe they have.

getting involved in political discussions on the internet is a great way to be shown to be ASSinine.

by MikeMullin February 29, 2008

Assia

a very attractive black girl who has asian like facial features

i want me a piece of that Assia!!

by Juyo Ashka January 22, 2008