Asscano

When someone has explosive poops.

I became an asscano after eating those burritos.

by Volcanicpoops June 14, 2018

Assache

The act in which the inside of your anus feels pumped up and invigorated, normally right before a massive shit.

I have such an assache this morning...

by Shorty Long Dick May 25, 2020

Asscept

Asscept is a thing earned from having sex with married woman (generally mothers).

You lose your Asscept when the son or daughter catches you or when your partner doesn't cum.

1. Have you earned your Asscept?
2. Are you going to get an Asscept?
3. Your mum gave me an Asscept.

by AGJR4PRESIDENT September 20, 2020

asscastle

A gay 2009 webcomic by artist Casper Aiello wherein the main character goes to the ghostzone then sucks floor penis, fucks a tree, sucks a ghost penis, and fucks a machine while accompanied by the ghost of Bob Saget. The comic has been mentioned in publications such as Newsweek, Rolling Stone, Fox News, and New York Magazine's "Vulture" after an online feud between Bob Saget and Car Seat Headrest.

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard of Asscastle?
Guy 2: Is that the comic where the furry sucks a floor dick?
Guy 1: Yeah, the Bob Saget ghost is kinda hot.

by LiberalDestroyer007 August 16, 2021

Asscalate

When an obnoxious asshole ups their game to a whole new level.

"Did you see that guy yell at his waitress?"

"Yeah, damn that asscalated quickly"

by Poolboy98 October 20, 2021

Backwards asscastle

Generallly used in cooking. A food, usually a stew or soup, made by throwing whatever sounds tasty without any recipie whatsoever into a pot or pan and cooking it.

Dave: Reggie, what did you put in this stew!? It's fucking amazing!

Reggie: I don't know man. It's just Backwards asscastle.

by Drackonius The Dark August 13, 2012

tasteless asscheek

When you want to insult someone in a humorous way but have no come backs.

This word was made up by a 13yr old girl in Lebanon, Oregon, Laura Isabel Gallegos.

Person 1: you know what your stupid.
Person 2: well your a tasteless asscheek

by Ladybug🐞 December 18, 2017