asian

An individual typically from Eastern or Southeast Asia (Japan, Korea, China, Vietnam, Thailand etc.) and demonstrates some or most of the ff. traits:

1) Short in stature
2) Gets superb grades
3) Prioritizes school amongst everything else
4) Has strict, somewhat racist parents
5) Fond of bubble tea, Anime/hentai, videogames, martial arts, noodles, dim sum and drifting
6) Very frugal (I repeat, VERY FRUGAL)
7) Tend to have low self-confidence resulting in either shyness or inferiority complex (which results to overachieving)
8) Idolize white people of the opposite sex but look down on black people
8)
Mei is your typical Asian. She is petite, very thrifty, gets straight As, loves bubble tea and is dating a white guy.
by ss69 August 14, 2007
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asian

1. (noun) the most beautiful and perfect type of female in the universe.

NOTE: in extreme cases an individual may be so captivated by asians that his/her perception of beauty is horribly distorted
1. i love asian girls, they are just so perfect.
by marcoose the caboose October 21, 2011
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Asian

A race who is said to:

1. Get straight As (true most of the time)
2. Be really good looking (which is really just a matter of opinion)
3. Have small parts (true half the time)
4. Have bad manners (not necessarily true)
5. Have strict parents (sometimes true)
6. Trick people (mostly false)
7. Be a computer expert (true mostly for Asian-AMERICANS)
8. Have tiny eyes (I guess that's somewhat true...)
9. Have only originated in China/Japan (DUH WHAT DO YOU THINK)
There are some asians who get bad grades, and have lazy parents. Not everyone's exactly the same. Being asian can sometimes be a curse to your life since you have extremely high expectations from others. Why can't they just be like normal people?
by jsano July 11, 2014
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Asianitis

When a non-chinese person begins saying things like "Ai-Yah!" JACKIE!!" for no apparent reason.

Eventually the person may not be able to stop uttering these random things.
Person 1: *hits head on door*

AI-YAH
Person 2: Asianitis, dude...
by Adeladaine May 13, 2009
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asianized

To take something interesting or average and make it 15.7 times smarter. Also to take somethign cool and make it nerdy
Damn Ying- Wa totally asianized that soccer game
by Matt Evening March 30, 2007
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Asian

Him:Apple is shit
Me:Shut the fuck up your just a stupid asian
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Asianer

"You look Asianer without your glasses "
by Edur Fawn February 26, 2017
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