Argentina

Argentina is full of Spanish-speaking Italians who wish they were English.

Argentina, notable for:

1. Getting rinsed in the Falklands.
2. Talented, yet dirty, cunning, cheating footballers.
3. Being inferior to Brazil.

by PRIDE_OF_NORTH_LONDON February 9, 2007

argenta

The place where underage hicks go to spend their time. Features many drug addicts and skanks. Fights and making out in the hallways almost daily.

I wouldn't be caught dead at Argenta High School.

by sam April 19, 2005

Argentinean

Depilatory technique whereby all peri-anal pubic hair is removed. Origin of the word makes reference to Brazilian waxing and is indicative of the geographic proximity of Argentina to Brazil (as Argentina is under Brazil).

I am not gonna tap that ass until that hairy broad gets an Argentinean!

by The Johnman Cometh March 18, 2009

Argentinian Sandwich

(Noun) When one person shits in a toilet, then another person subsequently shits in same toilet and the first shits again... In the same toilet.

Dude, did you just Argentinian Sandwich my toilet? It smells like a hobo's taint in there.

by atcordar June 29, 2014

argentina

A country that is known for being cheaters in sports. Mainly in soccer, especially when they lose control of the game, and start making fouls and diving throughout the rest of the game.

Bob: Oh fucking hell Argentina started cheating already! Tevez dived again!
Pepe: That's how we won our two World cups! ^__^

by The World Cup February 9, 2007

argentinian surprise

When you're pounding a girl in the ass and she doesn't want you to nut in her face so you take it out and spit on her back making her believe you already ejaculated then when she turns around BAM! Nut All Over That Face!!

Bro I did the freaking argentinian surprise on my girl yesterday she's so pissed but it was so worth it!

by jerusso December 9, 2008

Argenti Bazooka

The given name to Agent Argenti's enourmous dong. This python-like creature can fire up to 12 devastating rounds into the grill of a dirty hoebag. It has been known to cause humiliation and lazy eyes. See The Argenti Scooter and Dungeon Master

Dirty Hoebag: I sure liked that Tony Danza you just gave me Agent Argenti
Argenti: Its not over you filty skank, BAM !
Dirty Hoebag: Oh god my eye! MY EYE!
Argenti: Say hello to the Argenti Bazooka, fuck yeah !

by Agent Argenti December 13, 2004