anticockular

the action of cockblocking

yo y do you always gotta be so anticockular all the time

by ykc April 25, 2008

anticibitch

complaining or bitching about something that hasn't even happened yet.

He started anticibitching before I even took the car.

by qtdimples June 27, 2008

Anticerection

When a male gets an erection from anticipating some sort of sexual stimulation. Quite the opposite of derection.

Fred: So this chick was talking about giving me a BJ while we were making out.

Joe: Did you get an anticerection?

Fred: Yeah, man I was sure she'd notice.

Joe: That would've sucked.

by The Goon Platoon May 13, 2009

anticishits

The sudden urge to shit when, anticipating an event.

Margret, about to do some dope, had to run to the bathroom because she had a bad case of the anticishits.

by thugnasty24 December 19, 2009

antichamp

n. Cool, fresh, and/or awesome; the opposite of champ.

Last night's episode of Glee was SO FUNNY! Definitely antichamp!

by Hasotweb May 22, 2011

anticonsultite

Anticonsultite (an’-ti-con-sul’-tite): noun – one with a keen distrust of consultants – resulting in teeth grinding anger at least once per week. Typically spends an inordinate amount of time trying to figure out how to bow out of contracts but knowing that the cost and expense to do so would yield no positive results and that the consultant has the power to actually make things worse in the system if they have tendencies for vengeance – thus leaving the anticonsultite feeling like a hostage.

Recent projects in the company and general shadiness of consultants have positioned me as a firm anticonsultite.

by awfugit June 18, 2013

Anticrastinate

Labeled as the opposite of the word "Procrastinate". Used mostly by students to challenge procrastination, yet it leads to an extremer version of procrastination.

Mathew: Man I keep delaying my studies, now I really need to put my head together and start to anticrastinate

Sid: Yeah bro, definitely

Tan: Shit, he's absolutely going to bomb his finals now

Sid: Yeah bro, definitely

by Aimless Archer June 18, 2014