Mcdonalds Apple Pie

The act of ejaculating while a female strokes your dick. This is a type of assisted masturbation however, there is no lube of any kind allowed.

My cock was is pain after the McDonalds apple pie that I recieved last night.

by AN0SEater March 20, 2020

throwing out an apple pie

An act so horrible that no one could do it on purpose. Johnny Appleseed frowns upon this act, as do hot jewish MILFs who i would like to fuck

Scott was a moron and threw out an apple pie at Mcdonalds

by shaft December 20, 2004

apple pie

the new way of enhancing erections.

(guy talking to mate/guy before date)
have you had your apple pie?

by TheCroft June 28, 2007

dick like apple pie

Pretty much someone with soft dick that's never hard.

Omfg! Josh has dick like apple pie.
It's in Westside by Ty Dolla Sign

by Queenn.driipy December 2, 2016

Apple Picking

The act during felatio or intercourse of gently twisting and then pulling on a man's testicles with the desired effect being to temporarily forestall orgasm.

Dude! My Girlfriend totally went Apple Picking last night. I lasted through Pink Floyd's "the Wall."

by Paraderain September 25, 2010

Apple Pie Dip

Apple pie dip is the taste of pussy. Guys will KILL for this taste(ask big munchkin!) It is basically pussy that tastes like apple pie.

"duuuddeee last night was soo sick!!! that chick had awesome apple pie dip i was in fucking apple pie dip heaven mann!!!"

by alicia, stephh, anthony December 19, 2008

apple picking

A girl sucking on ballsacks mid-bukkake.

my nut is sore since she went apple picking

by BIC38 September 19, 2014