alfalfa munch

the act of giving oral sex to a woman who is not completely shaved

"Look at those two manly chicks holding hands", said Biff. "Yeah, they must be serious alfalfa munchers." replied Joe

by Big Bad Billy March 14, 2007

aloha breeze

when the smell of some good hawaiian stank breezes by.

your sitting on the beach and some fellows are sitting up wind from you.they are smoking some good maui wowie.

smell it?

you are getting an aloha breeze.

by the 1 ur mother warned u about August 21, 2009

Alfa Romeo

A large steel box to which you can deposit childhood dreams into, at the cost of your money, time, home, and marital status.

Guy 1: “So why’d your wife leave you?”
Guy 2: “‘Cause I own an Alfa Romeo

by CobaltsRus May 28, 2020

Awkward Aloha

When you go on a "romantic" Hawaiian vacation with your ex-fiance who doesn't know you aren't trying to "work things out" in a tropical paradise but are, in fact, moving out as soon as you return home.

Sarah: Heather's on Maui with her ex.

Erin: Isn't she moving out next week?

Sarah: Yes.

Erin: Awkward Aloha!

by Mean Tricks January 12, 2011

Alfaro

An intellect far beyond anyone's imagination, despite hanging out with total losers he always sees life in a bright way, Alfaros are also blessed with huge dongs but are also cursed with being eternal virgins. With an Alfaro by your side, you will always be lucky.

Alfaro get over here you fucking Mexican

by Mr.Tfr November 7, 2019

Alfalfa male

A vain, attention desperate dude who fancies himself the hottest shit on a shingle, who also likewise insinuates himself into other people's situations as the head #1 top dog boss and authority over everyone, when in actuality, he is a raging loser socially clueless dork with zero personality, whom EVERYONE dreads and loathesomely tolerates the presence and existence of, and whom all communally wish would just shut up, go away, and possibly die.

Alfalfa males are sticklers for the rule book because they go to bed reading it cover to cover every night.

Dude, Dwight Shrute is a total Alfalfa male. I know so many people just like him. They think they're in charge of shit but really they're just stuck in middle management for life!

by Daveaflav May 19, 2014

ALFA

n. Acronym for "A Land Far Away". An ambitious persistent world project for Neverwinter Nights 1 and 2, whose goal is to recreate the world of Faerun, following sources of official canon as closely as is possible. It is achieved by building with and tweaking the rules of the Neverwinter Nights engine to replicate pen and paper roleplaying on the computer.

ALFA's dedicated team of builders and DM's work relentlessly to bring the project to life and the result of their hard work is a living, breathing persistent world inhabited by dozens and dozens of fantastic roleplayers.

I'm done with my homework early today, so I can hit up ALFA for some DM'd goodness.

by Avaz May 8, 2008