Allegification

When your resume of gross/abusive behavior is seen by other rich, mostly white menfolk as being a valuable transferable skill or in some way qualifying you for a position. Particularly above more qualified people or against common sense

Oh, you heard about all the charges against (insert famous person)? Yeah repulsive I know, but at least now they’ve got the allegifications to run for office

by MissTake January 24, 2025

Allegification

When your resume of gross/abusive behavior is seen by other rich, mostly white menfolk as being a valuable transferable skill or in some way qualifying you for a position.

Particularly above more qualified people or against common sense

Oh, you heard about all the charges against (insert famous person)? Yeah repulsive I know, but at least now they've got the allegifications to run for office now

by MissTake January 24, 2025

Allergy Terrors

A fit of loud sneezing that sounds and resembles night terrors but is brought on by severe allergies.

Is Marty OK? It sounds like he might have allergy terrors? He keep's yelling while he sneezes.

by zlion February 20, 2025

ALLERGICEMA

Allergic to many things as a baby/child then allergies tend to fade in early teens. Most Allergicemic babies rely on feeding tubes up into elementary age.

"Why do you have that tube in your nose?" "I have allergicema!"

by Medical_conditions February 24, 2026

Allergitus

When the homie/homegirl gets you sick

Lucy gave me allergitus with her sneezing and boogers

by Yatusabe13 October 21, 2025

Mold Allergy

A medical condition in which someone is allergic to mold and this allergy affects their brain and therefore hinders their ability to think clearly. If this allergy is detected and cleared up, however, the true intellect of said person will be revealed.

"I'm actually a child prodigy. I've just had a mold allergy which made it hard to think. But now I'm taking med school classes at the age of 17. I'm fucking smarter than all of you."

by LiveXAndXLearn February 3, 2012

Soldier Allergies

The slight moistening of a soldier/ex-soldier's eyes when they remember a fallen comrade. Can also apply to anyone who has lost someone close to them. They're not crying, they're just overcome with allergies is all...

Around June 27th, 2013, a young injured airman passed away in Florida after suffering injuries from an I.E.D. in Iraq. I'm sure his fellow airmen must get a few soldier allergies thinking about him now and then.

Sometimes I think about Papa and the stories he used to tell us. I'm getting a slight case of soldier allergies just typing this...

by FallenFalcon July 31, 2013