Allegification

When your resume of gross/abusive behavior is seen by other rich, mostly white menfolk as being a valuable transferable skill or in some way qualifying you for a position. Particularly above more qualified people or against common sense

Oh, you heard about all the charges against (insert famous person)? Yeah repulsive I know, but at least now they’ve got the allegifications to run for office

Allegification by MissTake January 24, 2025

Allegification

When your resume of gross/abusive behavior is seen by other rich, mostly white menfolk as being a valuable transferable skill or in some way qualifying you for a position. Particularly above more qualified people or against common sense

Oh, you heard about all the charges against (insert famous person)? Yeah repulsive I know, but at least now they’ve got the allegifications to run for office

Allegification by MissTake January 24, 2025

Allegification

When your resume of gross/abusive behavior is seen by other rich, mostly white menfolk as being a valuable transferable skill or in some way qualifying you for a position.

Particularly above more qualified people or against common sense

Oh, you heard about all the charges against (insert famous person)? Yeah repulsive I know, but at least now they've got the allegifications to run for office now

Allegification by MissTake January 24, 2025

alleyfication 

To drown ones existence in alcohol induced good times.

Total alleyfication of the evening

alleyfication by Pauly March 8, 2005

Alleyfication 

To drown ones existence in alcohol induced good times.

A night of excess spent at 'The Back Alley' (Calgary Alberta).

The Alleyfication of Wednesday night.

Alleyfication by Pauly May 13, 2005

alleyfication 

ALLEYFICATION: it'sdefines a different type of education that is only used at/or around the Back Alley. It means that whatever happens in the Alley, STAYS in the Alley.......but there MUST be a huge quantity of liquor drank or it's not quite 'ALLEYFICATION'.

Whatever Pauly does at the Alley, STAY's at the Alley.
ie:-Kissing ladies (hott or UGLY/fat
or skinny).
-Kissing boyz (always ugly, always
UGLY)!!!!!!
-Pissing your pants/skirt..
-Getting caught with a hooker/
she-man in the ladies washroom.
-Dancing of ANY kind.
and for those of you unfaithful
LADIES.....
-'CHEATING'. You should know by now
that you'll get caught everytime.
This includes 'making out'! It's
cheating if you didn't know!?

alleyfication by Troy Franks May 13, 2005

Alexification 

When your buddy Alex makes your songs sound beautiful.

Me: “Thanks for the Alexification!”

Alexification by Odd Aleson July 27, 2018