An asseroma is the buildup of Low Density Turds (LDTs) around the lining of the rectum, giving the illusion that one needs a shit when they cannot. An asseroma can cause a number of health problems including Asseurysm, Thrombumsis and even a Myoarseial Infartion (more commonly known as an Arse Attack) if left untreated.
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Get the aserya mug.1) Severe soiling and or staining of old undergarments resultant from one's disbelief in the use of toilet paper;
2) A thing which one carries for too long.
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2) A thing which one carries for too long.
Coined 9 Nov. 2020 by Domonic Potorti - ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
"If your father carried around his asserole all day in his pants, you should not use his underwear, though they are clean (albeit stained), to polish the dining room table."
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He is an ayser.
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Most likely British in origin.
Most likely British in origin.
What's up dude?
Not much. I'm just lacking arsergy right now...
You coming out to get wasted tonight?
I have no fucking arsergy tonight - I'm staying put.
What have you been up to?
Nothing - I've had no arsergy all day.
Not much. I'm just lacking arsergy right now...
You coming out to get wasted tonight?
I have no fucking arsergy tonight - I'm staying put.
What have you been up to?
Nothing - I've had no arsergy all day.
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