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Canine Asshole Reclamation Project

A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.
Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
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Second-hand asshole

What you get from pets when they lick their assholes and then lick you.
Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*
by KoalaMan March 10, 2009
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snail's asshole

John: Sorry I am late.

Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.
by aweeze April 2, 2010
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Pulling an Ashley

(Verb)
When a girl usually named Ashley stops talking to whoever is trying her at the moment for a whole month.
For example: Emily is fucking trying me rn so I’m this close to pulling an Ashley and as of now I will not talk to her until december 1st.
by Lil Kiwi October 31, 2019
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Jump Through Your Asshole

1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph
Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.
by Darktowerfan December 14, 2021
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dinner plate sized asshole

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first
oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole
by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022
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