A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.
Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
Get the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project mug.Guy #1: "Man, your cat is really affectionate!"
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*
Guy #2: "I hate to say this, man, but Felix just gave you second-hand asshole!"
Guy #1: *kicks cat across the room*
by KoalaMan March 10, 2009
Get the Second-hand asshole mug.Related Words
AShole
• Asholeperger Syndrome
• ashleys
• asshole
• ashlee
• askhole
• Ashleigh
• Ashlee Simpson
• Ashley Tisdale
• ashlea
by aweeze April 2, 2010
Get the snail's asshole mug.(Verb)
When a girl usually named Ashley stops talking to whoever is trying her at the moment for a whole month.
When a girl usually named Ashley stops talking to whoever is trying her at the moment for a whole month.
For example: Emily is fucking trying me rn so I’m this close to pulling an Ashley and as of now I will not talk to her until december 1st.
by Lil Kiwi October 31, 2019
Get the Pulling an Ashley mug.1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph
Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.
by Darktowerfan December 14, 2021
Get the Jump Through Your Asshole mug.Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first
by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022
Get the dinner plate sized asshole mug.Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
by kinky shit enthusiast January 16, 2022
Get the Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay mug.