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Asstaper

Darius is a real asstaper
by Person 4567 November 18, 2019
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Assrapitry

A word to describe about a reboot of any type of media that is horrible and unfaithful to it's better and beloved original.
"That Scooby-Doo reboot Velma was pure assrapitry"

" what type of assrapitry was that shit"

(They raped the series)
by Peraka January 2, 2025
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assrapitry

A word that describes a reboot or retelling of any type of media that is horrible and unfaithful to its better and beloved original.
"That new Velma show was pure assrapitry"

"What type of assrapitry was that shit"

("They raped the original")
by Peraka January 2, 2025
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Ass rape

Something that is extremely high priced, a rip off.
$80 for parking at the concert was a total ass rape.
by Hollowtip665 April 2, 2025
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Ass Rape Sunday

the third Sunday in June, a day on which anal sex in particular is honored, especially in Consensual Non-Consenting arrangements

The first known observation of the holiday was on the fifteenth of June, 2008, and is often celebrated in place of, or alongside Father’s Day in the United States
“A happy Ass Rape Sunday, to All Who Celebrate,”
by Perman April 29, 2025
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AssCape

When you back out of a terrible situation using your ass as either a literal or metaphorical exit strategy. Can involve physically reversing away from danger, using thicc energy as a social shield, or dropping something so embarrassing that everyone forgets what they were mad about in the first place.

As the great philosopher kenny420g once said: "The ass is a place of escape so it's all the same."
"My boss caught me on Reddit during the meeting, so I pulled an AssCape—knocked my chair over backing up, caused a whole scene, and everyone forgot I wasn't working."
by 3nrRed January 6, 2026
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Agricultural ass rape

When a man forcibly has a pinecone, corn cob, or other rough, plantlike object shoved up his anus in a form of sexual pleasure. Often associated with bondage.
Thomas: My ass is really sore...
Jack: Why? I thought you went home with that lovely Sheridan last night?
Thomas: Ya. But things got a little freaky. The agricultural ass rape went a little too far.
by ttarler June 18, 2011
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