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Adam Lambert

The ultimate HBIC.

Each time Adam sings, an angel has an orgasm. His vocals are top notch, and he has a ridiculous vocal range. Adam loves putting on a show, and that means lights, fog, glitter, lots of gyrating, guyliner, black nail polish, costumes, and other glam furnishings. The fact that he is gay is the least shocking thing about him. Basically, you wish you were as fly as this motherfucker.

On American Idol Season 8 he had a string of memorable (to say the least) performances, including Ring of Fire, Mad World, and Whole Lotta Love. He made American Idol his bitch. He also became part of the bromance of the century, Kradam.

When it comes to the Idol Tour 2009, people lost their shit when he came on stage, and critics sucked his glittery dick. People go absolutely batshit crazy over this guy; some even begin to question their sexuality, hence, the term "Adamgasm."

There are some haters. All of their arguments are invalid. Besides, Adam welcomes haters. He believes that good art causes strong reactions, whether they be positive or negative.

Adam is a "glittery alien from Planet Fierce."
"I'm going to put glitter on my eyelids, bitch," says Adam Lambert.
by Fun_Sponge July 19, 2009
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Adam McCloud

... This man is said to be legend of sorts in the deep South. Born January 4th, 1985. He was born human but slowly became more than a mortal. By age 17 he had invented the art of Cocksmithing. Cocksmith involves true skill of phallic nature. Only he knows how to become a true cocksmith. To this day many have tried, but have failed to become a cocksmith. Adam McCloud embodies what it means to have all women at his mercy.
Man, that guy has laid so many women, he is a modern-day Adam McCloud
by guuuuuuuuuhk November 10, 2012
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Adam George

Adam George: *Comes to school* RAPE
by FatShitCracker October 28, 2019
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Adam Szew

When a man commits the action of receiving no female specimens.
Do you see that uninteresting individual? What an Adam Szew.
by yameenbean2000 June 5, 2022
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The Adam Scale

a way to rate a girl 1-10 in all ways (her looks, body, and personality, etc.)
Ryan: “what would you put Jamie on the Adam scale”
Adam: “Jamie’s for sure a 10
Ryan: “how about elle”
Adam: “she doesn’t even make the scale
by Krazplayz September 14, 2020
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Adam Mitchel Lambert

No words can describe of how amazing this man is. He's sweet, caring, funny, adorkable, and just ah. I don't know what to say about his voice. Holy shiznits. His voice is beyond amazing; along with his sweet hair, gorgeous smile and beautiful eyes. He's the type of guy that's just not afraid to be himself; he's not afraid to put his self out there. :)
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Adama

Beautiful, always smiling ,never expresses her feelings even though it hurts , wears glasses likes to read doesn’t care about other people’s opinions always ready to help and comfort

Loves her self but also loves others beautiful in the inside and outside
Wow !! Who’s that girl standing over there

That’s Adama she’s perfect isn’t she !
by Righ😬 February 5, 2020
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