Kevin

The kind of guy to date his friends cousin and forget about that friend giving all attention to his girl. An absolute horn dog, to shy to ask a girl out; even though she has feelings for him.

Yo where’s Kevin? Probably walking with your cousin?

by Crazyporkchop December 12, 2019

Kevin

A really type rabbit. Much better than Niveks.

Wow, you have a Kevin?? You’ll probably win Best in Show at convention!!

by The angry camel November 16, 2022

kevin

a b word that no one likes

i hate kevins

by teeheeweeeeSHEEEEEEEESH May 16, 2021

kevin

that one asian dude that knows how to dress and is going places.

Kevin is planning to become a aerospace engineer.

by wafflelover152 March 20, 2019

Kevin

A demon from the pits of hell itself. Kevin can force submission with a single glance. He is the rumored death of all that is. If you ever encounter one, you should pray. That is all you can do, pray that death comes swiftly.

For the Lord Kevin, I will do your will!!!

by LordTachankaJKitsKevin January 29, 2020

Kevin

A real nigga., most loyalest person u will meet. Will fuck your bitch. Will beat yo ass.

Oh shit there go Kevin., hide yourselves and your girl!!!

by Keezy martin April 1, 2020

Kevin

an old fashioned dildo used in Ancient Greece that was made of wood; they went out of style due to women getting splinters in their vaginas

Sentence:
Greek Girl: "Have you tried those new Kevins?"
Greek Girl 2: "No, but my grandma had to go to the medicine man after using her Kevin."

by oatie January 29, 2009