Madden-bate

When you are forced to spend the night playing Madden by yourself, with just the voice of Gus Johnson to keep you comfort. Often this happens when your bro ditches you to go spend time with his girlfriend. It is normal to feel slightly ashamed once you complete a round of Madden-bating.

Zach: Hey man, let's go play some Madden.
Brendan: Nah dude, I gotta go buy some furniture with my girlfriend.
Zach: Oh, damn. Looks like I'm gonna have to go home and Madden-bate all night.

by Antoine_Dodson December 12, 2010

Pre-bate

Y'all know what prefunking is. Pre bating is the same thing, but masturbating before an event or function

Think: There's Something About Mary

I better pre-bate the date I have tonight, otherwise I'll nut waaay too soon

by E-funky December 25, 2005

Wait and Bate

Symptom of a slow internet connection, Wait and Bate is a complete pain in the ass. Such low bandwidth provides two options: 1) The Stop-and-Go wank, where you can only jerk it for periods of about five seconds, as the video constantly pauses to buffer or 2) Bring up a bunch of porn, then allow it to load for 10-15 minutes.

One thing that sucks about going out to my parents' house is how the slow internet forces me to Wait and Bate.

by Entitled January 10, 2011

Mastur-bate Room

What the master bedroom becomes when the wifey is away

... and this folks, the master bedroom, is now the mastur-bate room after my divorce.

by Ram1975 November 16, 2007

booby trap bate

Masturbating in a room (most commonly the bathroom) with the door left unlocked in the hopes that someone will walk in on you and catch you jerking off. Similar to but not to be confused with maid bating.

When my mother-in-law is visiting, I like to have a booby trap bate in the guest bathroom. I would love to see the look on her face when she see's my throbbing hard-on!

by g.spell_omega April 29, 2015

jail bate

a deceivingly hot girl who is underage and not available for sex. if you tried to have sex with her it would send you to jail.

guy 1-"Damn man look at that girl, shes fucking mad hot."
guy 2-"Dude dont think about it, shes jail bate."

by Kev Nice March 20, 2006

Tape n' Bate

The act of masturbation while filming, and or directing a pornography film.

Video reads: Big Cocked Jew Rails Slutty Wife As Gay Son *Tapes and Bates*

Horny man: "Ohhh the 'ol Tape n' Bate! Better watch this video!"

by I am unknown to UD May 28, 2011