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Tool Shed

The ultimate tool keeper. A tool shed is the evolved version of a tool box. Why? She has way to many tools to have just a box, infact a tool shed may have 3 or 4 tool boxes inside their tool shed. And who knows what other mechanical wonders she has in there!!!
A tool shed is a girl who has had sexual intercourse with a phenomenal amount of the men (tools) shes been using.

Convo between 2 girls:

Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"

Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"
by Henry McByrd April 24, 2009
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tool

Slang term for a gun. Because it gets the task done.
Yo, man.. you see that guy over there? You better watch it, he strapped with a tool!
by Kerberos December 14, 2008
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Tool

one who uses the phrase "keepin it fresh" or "yo duncan" or "go to hell and get hit by a truck"
See Nate
by Tyler KC May 28, 2008
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Tool Bag

A person who is a tool and a douche bag.
The idiot that cut me off in traffic was a Tool Bag
by BizzyBlond April 18, 2011
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Toolette

Also spelled "tewelette". Annoying female tending to overplan every day in life to the detriment of those involved. Spreadsheets, Prozac and the F-bomb are typical signs if your wife or coworker is becoming a Toolette.
"That dam Toolette just called me a Kabby!!!"
by Kelly Peterpipersmoker May 10, 2005
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tool

Someone who's brown (such as Indian, Sri Lankan.. mostly Sri Lankan) who posts pictures on Facebook, taken only among white-guys. None of their albums contain any pictures taken with fellow country-men. Also, they go to their workplace during holidays, and works extra shifts for free. Engages in "fucking the dog" most of the time, and seen with an iPhone in hand.
Dilan: Hey, did you see my facebook?
Kumar: Hold on, lemme check.... Not again you tool, when are you gonna get over this white-guy obsession??
by non-facebook-tool August 10, 2009
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cocksucking tool

Originally the poster on FC formerly known as DangNabbit.
Now used on anyone who is being a prick.
by discordian December 19, 2003
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