twat sack

Quite simply a womans vagina with a pair of bollocks hanging out of the vagina

hey dude did you fuck that girl you pulled last night?

nah man i went to go down on her but she had a twat sack, so i ran away vomiting!

by Tamtamtam November 16, 2007

Twat Smack

The Female equivalent of T-bagging

I heard that Larry likes being twat smacked by Becky.

Twat smacking has added a new spark of romance to a dying relationship.

by Java Shark March 16, 2015

re-twat

To tell someone something you read on twitter in person. similar to a re-tweet.

Ruth re-twated the joke she read on twitter to her friends at work.

by Davbot44 October 27, 2011

Twat wank

When a guy and girl hook up but there's no emotional attachment on his part, so he may as well be using his hand, but is too lazy/ it feels better with the ho.

Ben: "Hey Nick, are you and Sarah together now?"
Nick: "Nahh mate, she was just a twat wank if I'm honest..."

OR

"I'm so f**king horny, but I cba to DIY...I'm gonna call Molly for a twat wank"

by RepisShredders April 16, 2010

Dumb Twat

Anyone who uses this shitty site.

Mike: I went on UrbanDictionary the other day.
Everyone Else: Wow what a dumb Twat

by Drakeon May 31, 2017

Twat Cobbler

When a dude fucks a chick when she is just getting off of her rag, and blows inside of her. Then after he cums he finishes her off by eating her out! The mixture of coagulated period blood, jiz, and spit is what makes up the Twat Cobbler

" I got a whole mouth full of twat cobbler from the scunt!"

by snailtrailprkway February 02, 2013

Twat Doc

Gynecologist. A doctor that specializes in the medical practice dealing with the health of the female reproductive systems (vagina, uterus and ovaries)

I couldn't get laid because my girlfriend had an appointment with the Twat Doc the next day.

by CableMonkey August 03, 2015