Power Stroke

A form of professional masturbation that can only be accomplished by the elites, requiring intense meditation and training. You begin by gripping your flaccid penis at the base. A single slow outward stroke causes you to become fully erect and blow load.

Dude 1: "Can you do the power stroke?"
Dude 2: "What's the power stroke?"
Dude 1: "Stand still. I'll show you."

by bertanonymous February 18, 2009

strongbad

someone who absolutely rules and whoever disagrees can email him about that, theyll be sorry!!!

dear strongbad,
why are you so awesome?
from dumbface

by strongbadsbiggestfan July 9, 2003

stroking your cock

A term told to someone who is talking about how great of a person he/she is and how "great" their accomplishments were over and over again. This person seeking self satisfaction by telling everyone what they did. Often used when someone is seeking attention because of something great they did. Can be used hand in hand with "stroking his/her cock" when referring to someone else.

Tim: Yo, I did so good in my last game dude, that ball I hit still hasn't landed. I definitely won the game.

Mike: That's great now stop stroking your cock.

by Mikbizzle April 19, 2014

Vinegar strokes

The point at which there is no going back when you are about to shoot your load!

Quick, get off! I can hear my dad coming up the stairs!

I can't, I'm on the vinegar strokes and this yop has got to fly!

by Sir Cliterati January 25, 2011

stroh sex

Passionate sex only a strong physical education teacher can have.

He had stroh sex with that girl and when it was over she couldn't even walk!

by jobros87 February 9, 2009

Strop

Someone who is easily agitated, throws a wobley then goes into a sulk.
These people generally are unable to communicate their feelings effectively/openly, but instead build up the thoughts inside their head then just explode.

She got annoyed then threw a strop

by JCeasor July 2, 2003

Strop-a-dop-a-saurus

An extremely ugly, and possibly slightly overweight female, who is "in a mood" in a public place.

Imagine a "Skankasaurus-Rex" - but being overly stroppy, whilst giving you "the look".

"Check out that loafing Strop-a-dop-a-saurus falolloping down the street!"

by xpdamus July 4, 2005