Spongebob Squarepants

A show that used to be great pre 2005, but ever since then the show has gone downhill and has turned into an all out Spongebob and Patrick lovefest.

Spongebob: I love you Patrick.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.

Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!

Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.

by Iloveorangesocks August 11, 2010

Squires Drive Chiques

A gang in south Oxnard, CA. Oxnard aka Chiques.

- Where you from?
- Squires Drive!
- Oh shit. (foo starts running)

by ESE DE CE ACHE September 3, 2005

Dirt Squirrel

1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut

'that fem be a dirt squirrel'
'that girl is a dirt squirrel for sure!'

by whiskymack January 9, 2004

Squirrel

An attractive person/eye candy. Cause you get distracted just like Doug from UP!

Heeeeyyyy.... check out that fine squirrel.

by Munjenitis April 19, 2017

Two-squared

Verb. The act of two-squaring is to intentionally leave only two squares of toilet paper on the roll, thus fooling the next user into thinking sufficient ass-wiping supplies are available when they, in fact, are not.

Frank: "I heard you broke up with Shelly. What's up with that?"

Bob: "What can I say? The bitch two-squared me one too many times."

also:

Ray: "Motherfucker! Why do I always get two-squared during my morning shit after a night of fried food and Bud heavy?"

by duke5572 October 29, 2007

squirell-faced

To be annebriated on mass quantities of marijuana and beer and/or whiskey.

Kinash was so squirell-faced there was squirells scurrying all over him.

by nick moore February 16, 2006

Squirrel Scammer

A friend who steals his friends crush, even though his friend called dibs(squirrel) on the girl he likes.

Daniel: Man I love this one girl Stacy.
Nick: Oh, uh..me and her kind a got it on last night.
Daniel:Dude i called squirrel on her already. Youre a freekin Squirrel Scammer

by Eggvon June 4, 2007