ultimate shocker

thumb on the cliter, two in the baby spitter, and one in the shitter.

I hope my guy gives me the ultimate shocker tonight. If he does, I'll let him donkey punch me.

by Frelynn October 1, 2006

shocker

In its more modern usage, the term shocker refers to a sexual act and not to a surprising event.

by the_red__pill___ September 24, 2003

bulb smoker

The bulb being the end/gland of a cock,and smocking being the action of sucking, as in smoking the bulb or bulbing for short

that guy steve is such a bulb smoker/ look steves bulbing again for a pay rise

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

Dope Smoker

Way of adressing an individual who's constant ignorant attitude or idiotic actions make them appear as if they are hammered 24/7.

Bob: Dude, I ate the dry ice in science class and fog came out my nose!
Steve: It's gonna be coming out you're ass in a few hours ya friggin' dope smoker!

by Reils August 18, 2006

Shockers

Basically the coolest nigs ever

you dude you wanna hang out with the shockers.. YEAh i heard mike is the shit hes so cool

by shanahanagins June 14, 2008

the shockers

a band from goshen,ny that is awesome. it consists of chris,billy,eric,and chris

jamiez: hey dude are you going to the shockers concert.
joe-nathan: wats the shockers?
jamiez:only the best band on f-ing planet

by chrissy January 5, 2005

shocker

a type of fingering a chick where u stick pointer and middle finger in her pussy, rub with ur thumb and put ut pinky up her ass

justins lover: "wutd u and ur girlfriend do last night?"
justin: "i gave her the shocker"
justins lover: " im so jelous...."

by uhhhMARISSA December 28, 2005