Sex

When man touches woman

"What are your thoughts of sex"
"Bro im in second grade, u good?"

by Sexlmfaoooo November 11, 2020

Sex

What I do instead of studying

Person:did you study for the test

Me: no I was too busy having sex

by Am I gay April 14, 2021

Sex

The one topic that most users on Urban Dictionary won't stop bitching about

Me: *types s on the search bar*
Search: *shows sex as the second most typed search term by the letter*
Me: Sex? I can't deal with that shit anymore on this stupid website!

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er February 13, 2022

Sex

The thing I will be doing with your mother tonight.

Your mother: We are going to eat earlier this evening because I will have sex later tonight with the person writing this definition.

by S_00_S September 05, 2021

Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply

Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!

by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021

Sex

It's fucking amazing.

Bob: I had sex with Anna last night and it was awesome.

by TicklemyJohnson January 25, 2018

Sex

Sex is like math

You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.

Sex

by Bzup dokz January 07, 2022