jean is honestly the sexiest bitch on the planet. hes so handsome with his fuckboy glasses, to his braces, to his fluffy hair. i could stare at him for hours on end without ever getting bored. theres something special and mesmerizing about him. from his chubby cheeks, to his pretty style, to his drippy style (dayum i got bars 🤑) if you asked me what’s my favorite part about him, i couldn’t honestly pin point what part. the reason why, is the fact i love everything about him. words can not explain how deeply i feel towards him. he may not think this, but to me he’s truly perfect. every flaw he thinks he may have, all i see is pure perfection. he’s not only my boyfriend, but my best friend, my comfort, my future husband 😍, my safe haven, but he’s also my everything. (hes also my personal roblox youtuber 🤑🔥) i never thought i would ever be so obsessed with someone, if it means spending the rest of my life with him, i wouldn’t change a single thing. meeting your soulmate on insta is crazy, but look back i honestly regret nothing. i love you so much,my love. (i thank Top Gun everyday for this 🙏)
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If you don’t show up for your tee time at least 10 minutes early, your friends leave and golf without you.
Bruce showed up at 6:58am for a 7 am tee time he got Jeanined and had to find his group on hole 1’s green.
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