house mouse

A stay at home wife/mom who is responsible for managing everything that makes the household run smoothly.

I am lucky my wife is a house mouse, I am so unorganized that nothing would get done without her.

by otothebean March 26, 2016

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The 70's House

One more reason that MTV needs to be shot down. 12 "unsuspecting" kids being brought into a bullshit stereotype "70's style" abode. Not everyone wore short shorts, polyester, brown plaid, or listened to disco.

DIPSHITS! Ever hear of KISS, Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, Cream, or Judas Priest? They ain't disco. Why don't you have the contestants dance to "Detroit Rock City" or "You Really Got Me" instead of "the Hustle"? God, MTV. I shall kill you in your sleep.

by REDWHITEnCrue25 July 23, 2008

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on the house

free of charge (often applied to food or drinks)

Have another beer, on the house.

by Light Joker August 21, 2005

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Fuck-house

An entertainment establishment, usually found in Poland. A cross between a strip-club and a brothel.

Polish Taxi: Okay, where do you want to go?
Jason: A strip-club, please.
Polish Taxi: Strip-club? What is strip-club?
Jason: You know, a strip-club - girls dancing, taking their clothes off...
Polish Taxi: Ahh! You mean FUCK-HOUSE.
Jason: Uhh, no, not a fuck-house.
Polish Taxi: Yessss, you mean fuck-house, I take you to goooooood fuck-house.
Ben: Bear.

by Alan Quartermain June 2, 2004

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