Skoot fruit

Skoot fruit is when you skoot (scoot) on a fruit

Wow look at the time we should go skoot fruit

Skoot fruit by Crispy Pratt Pratt’s September 6, 2018

banging the fruit bowl 

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.

Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.

banging the fruit bowl by thephatcontroller November 17, 2013

stewed fruit 

A replacement for a compliment, insult or neutral.

Compliment -Hey babe you're looking so stewed fruit today

Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit

Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit

stewed fruit by Therealdonnaldtrump September 13, 2017

sniff the dude fruit 

To change sexual orientation. A male who once was straight, but is now gay. To be interested in men.

"Did you hear Fat Carl broke up with Sheila?" cried Crayfish. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure he started to sniff the dude fruit." replied Sea Tito.

sniff the dude fruit by Sweet Mootat June 12, 2014

Louisiana Fruit Stick 

First, a male puts on a brown cloth to represent Fred Flinstone and then he engages with a female. After performing anal with a female, the male then proceeds to shove his penis inside a pineapple while twisting his nipples and screaming the names of every fruit known to man kind.

"Nothing gets me wetter than a man performing a Louisiana fruit stick!" - Every attractive bitch

Louisiana Fruit Stick by Louisiana fruit stick October 17, 2014

hand fruit 

Any fruit that is normally eaten by holding it whole in one's hand (e.g. apples, bananas, etc.)

Fruits that are only palm-able by giants or people with hand deformities (and palm-able things that are not fruits) don't count.

A: Is a casaba a hand fruit?
B: Only if you're Andre the Giant.

A: Excuse me, could you direct me to the Hand Fruit section?
B: The what?

hand fruit by Jim-Bob McDuggan November 8, 2009

low-hanging fruit 

Targets or goals which are easily achievable and which do not require a lot of effort.

We're a small company with few assets, so to succeed in the short term, we need to go after the low-hanging fruit.

low-hanging fruit by amsk January 4, 2005