swab the deck

When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.

Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!

by authOOr June 29, 2006

deck change

Having sex with a chick in the dark and then mid sex, you and your friend make a switch, so that he is now the one having sex with her.

Yo I met a chick last night and pulled a deck change on that shit!

by EROYAL November 6, 2010

poop deck

The turntable that DJs reserve for playing Scooter on, so as not to contaminate their expensive decks with the audio equivalent of Poptarts.

Gina: Fook Bev, the DJs mincing the Poop Deck.
Bev: Fook.

by Cobs July 16, 2003

deckbetch

it means dick bitch but with an e replacing the i.
it was invented by Jacob Luna And Eloy Hernandez
Bcuz They Are Black.

Stop Being A Deckbetch!! >=

by Jacob Luna October 9, 2008

deck toss

The act of throwing ones faulty equipment off the deck in anger.

Dustin got so mad at the lag, that he deck tossed his keyboard

by dicktracingmonkey December 22, 2014

deck your shit

slang to hit someone, especially to hit someone and knock them down: Hitting and beating. a bunch of fives idiom. a rap on/over the knuckles idiom.

Try me and I'll deck your shit

by dcxp97 September 15, 2017

Decked out sally

when your frape is filled with extra Carmel and chocolate.

Hey daddio wanna get a decked out sally

by trentgucci January 9, 2019